we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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