i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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