new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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