this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm both gender and math confused
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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