whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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