No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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