What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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