I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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