can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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