Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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