One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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