We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Mom said you looked used
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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