Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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