You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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