Who did Billy Mays play for?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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