you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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