We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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