dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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ttyl tear gas
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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