Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize