so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
50% drunk capacity currently
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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