I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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