In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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