Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have fence marks all over my body
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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