More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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