google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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