i jhust puked up my retainher.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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