The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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