Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
from now on my penis is your penis
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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