wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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