I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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