He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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