I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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