I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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