the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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