Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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