The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
