i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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