found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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