You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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