there's paper in my vomit.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
