why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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