Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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