i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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