you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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