Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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