dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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