last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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