let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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