Im at strip club and am horny
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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