Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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