he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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