What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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