Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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