yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
50% drunk capacity currently
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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